The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

I set out to discover the why of it, and to transform my pleasure into knowledge.

The actual theme of corruption can condemn humanity and this conflict can be resolved when people are diligent to put an end to this catastrophe as a community."

Ignorance is the toughest enemy of humans. It is most disastrous.

Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a desert. A lucky man will always find water.

To be successful, one must take chances.

Resolution and conclusion are inherent in a plot-driven narrative.

At all times, day by day, we have to continue fighting for freedom of religion, freedom of speech, and freedom from want... for these are things that must be gained in peace as well as in war.

The trouble is I don't believe my unbelief.

Every generation of rock musician will understand that we wouldn't be anywhere without the support of teenagers buying the records.

Social media is its own sort of thing: Twitter and Facebook have changed the way everyone perceives everything.