[The witch] would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Beauty is something I cannot seem to take as a given. It seems to lie too disadvantageously in the eyes of beholders.

One man with courage makes a majority.

Man is the only animal on earth intelligent enough to invent God and foolish enough to believe in Him.

There are three states of matter but what state one is in that matters.

Never forsake your motherland.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

I don't feel badly about that. There's a lot of energy on the golf course. The guys are playing great. I like the pairings in the afternoon. I'm going to take what we've got.

The civility of no race can be perfect whilst another race is degraded.

You don't believe in love, do you?" - "I think it exists. I just don't think it will ever exist for me.

I came to understand that the words executive and corporate never belong next to the word chef.