The women I liked when I was growing up, as a little boy, were Anita Ekberg, Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor, because they had these curvaceous figures, and they were erotic to me.

Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.

I probably have some sort of chocolate five times a week. There's definitely a change it does to the chemistry of the body. It's my favorite feeling. I live for it.

I don't believe in regrets; I believe your future is in your tomorrows.

Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.

Sports, entertainment and aviation are three of the most exciting professions in the world; you are dealing with the same magnitude.

You feel alive to the degree that you feel you can help others.

It's hard to make a cultural phenomenon every time.

He lives with his creativity in high gear.

Never say anything unless you have to.

I have to believe there's some other life force out there. I don't know in what form. But we can't have all these galaxies and universes without something going on.

You make the Choice and thereafter that Choice makes you. You create your Dream and thereafter that Dream creates you.

Value a day only by the love that you gave away.

No doubt Pain as God’s megaphone is a terrible instrument

We must be able to look under the surface rather than over-analyze it and delude ourselves into thinking we’re seeing beneath it.

Cortissoz was art critic of the New York Herald Tribune.

When your economy is kind of ooching along, it's important to let people have more of their own money.

Paradoxically, when females reject the male, they usurp the masculine role and abandon the feminine one.

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

It's like chasing a beautiful woman for 80 years. Finally, she relents and you say, 'I'm terribly sorry. I'm tired.'

Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.