The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.

Arms control is by definition a rejection of disarmament.

Don't hide from love Walker, be open to it and it will find you." -Sadie

A large part of crime is economics - if people are working and and have a home and family to support, then I believe you can reduce the crime rate.

I don't see my movies. I think it's healthier and safer to keep a bit of distance. I'm afraid to be disappointed.

Everything becomes so problematic because of basic faults: from a discontent with myself.

Life is too short for men to take it seriously.

Everything can be temporary, except us.

They said playing basketball would kill me. Well, not playing basketball was killing me.

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

Once Zhuangzi dreamt he was a butterfly...