The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.

She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-law

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us..the worst part is we can't say who is who

The stars do not shine but in the darkness

Unhappiness can stem from having only one perspective to play with.

I'd love to be able to be invisible, because I like to eavesdrop.

Be you wise and never sad, You will get your lovely lad. Never serious be, nor true, And your wish will come to you-- And if that makes you happy, kid, You'll be the first it ever did.

He that cometh to seek after knowledge, with a mind to scorn, shall be sure to find matter for his humour, but no matter for his instruction.

Writing isn't letters on paper. It's communication. It's memory.

The stories in Get In Trouble confirm once again that Kelly Link is a modern virtuoso of the form-playful and subversive required reading for anyone who loves short fiction.

Why are most chess masters under 30?

My sister is a nurse and saves people's lives.

These are lies, there is not a word of truth in them.