The word of God tends to make large-minded noble-minded men.

Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul.

We should not judge people by their peak of excellence; but by the distance they have traveled from the point where they started.

The Church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians, but a school for the education of imperfect ones.

Some men are like pyramids, which are very broad where they touch the ground, but grow narrow as they reach the sky.

As for marigolds, poppies, hollyhocks, and valorous sunflowers, we shall never have a garden without them, both for their own sake, and for the sake of old-fashioned folks, who used to love them.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

The thistle is a prince. Let any man that has an eye for beauty take a view of the whole plant, and where will he see a more expressive grace and symmetry; and where is there a more kingly flower?

Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself.

He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.

Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith.

Women most often have a difficult enemy and she is a woman and not a man.

Oh, I know that she's disgusted, cause she's feeling so abused.She gets tired of the lust, but it's so hard to refuse.

Why should your heart not dance?

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

There is nothing so debilitating to a naturally weak sense of humor as selling tickets behind a grating.

If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi

I like to go to the clubs. As long as the environment permits, and it's not too knuckleheadish, I'm there, I go to the club. Because that's where you get inspiration from.

I don't really know how to do casual clothes.

It's safe to assume that no matter where you stand, someone would be happy to be in your shoes, just as you'd be happy to be in someone else's.