The words are easy - most of them have already been invented.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.

May you have strength to complete studies.

The soul of an artist cannot be muted indefinitely. It must either be expressed or it will consume the host.

You are not an "author, " you are a writer. If your books are still selling like hotcakes ten years after your demise, THEN you're an author.

All music is beautiful.

Separation penetrates the disappearing person like a pigment and steeps him in gentle radiance.

If you're really invested in feeling bad about the world, there are a lot of media outlets out there that you can turn to.

Remember that what you have is unique because it's your own special way of looking at the world.

When you truly give up trying to be whole through others, you end up receiving what you always wanted from others.

God Chasers are people whose passion for being in His presence press them to chase the impossible in hopes that the uncatchable might catch them!