The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Inspiration is sometimes as simple as a shared smile.

I seek no favor untouched by blood.

Death to the pigs is my basic statement.

Education is man's going forward from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty.Where there is an open mind there will always be a frontier.

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

Experiment has a stimulus which withers its fear.

Educational exchange can turn nations into people, contributing as no other form of communication can to the humanizing of international relations

Just imagine how suggestive things are.

I object to religion in science classrooms not because it's religion but because it's not science.

The difference between those who succeed and those who fail isn't what they have'it's what they choose to see and do with their resources and their expertise of life.