The world divides into facts.

When we can't think for ourselves, we can always quote

Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself.

The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does what problem this really solves.

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

The limits of my language means the limits of my world.

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.

If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

To convince someone of the truth, it is not enough to state it, but rather one must find the path from error to truth.

The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have always known.

lean in to kiss mein all the placeswhere the acheis the most special.

The Christian’s journey through life isn’t a sprint but a marathon.

We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. —Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM

Fear is a cloak which old men huddle about their love as if to keep it warm.

Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ‘ensembly challenged’?

Dead is the travel of all our travels.

I'd got very successful, everyone knew who I was, but I felt very empty.

To be a European is to try to negotiate morally, intellectually and existentially the opposing statements and praxis of the city of Socrates and the city of Isaiah.

There are significant moments in everyone's day that can make literature. That's what you ought to write about.

It has always been Oscar Peterson. He is my Rachmaninoff.