The world does not reward average people so I will be extraordinary.

You can make your life anything you want it to be.

I am willing to do whatever is necessary to succeed.

You cannot fail. You can only get results.

Ads which ran 30-50 years ago, even a hundred years ago, are often better than those you see today. You’ll get great ideas to use in your marketing.

Lend your friend $20. If he doesn't pay you back then he's not your friend. Money well spent.

If I had unlimited, god-like powers and could grant my prospectivecustomer the biggest benefit I can possibly imagine he or she would ideally want from myproduct, what would that be?

Knowledge without action, is like having no knowledge at all!

Based on hundreds of tests conducted, a good headline can be as much as 17 times more effective than a so-so headline. And this is with exactly the same body copy!

I will write with honesty and feeling.

Surrender is no guarantee that an armed police officer will not shoot you.

If people are not in the process of production, they don’t deserve anything.

I'd love to follow the Tour de France one day. It's a really exciting spectacle. I've only seen it once as it was coming into Paris and that was very exciting for me. I have memories of that.

Those who understand the steam engine and the electric telegraph spend their lives in trying to replace them with something better.

Did not you? I did for you. But that is one great difference between us. Compliments always take you by surprise, and me never.

Somebody sent me their tooth, which I now wear as an earring. It's a molar, I think. I love it when people send me body parts.

If I remember, Russia, 20 or 30 years ago, you'd get shot trying to leave. Today, Russian tourists are all over the world. You have Russian oligarchs with big yachts all over the world.

The earth doesn't have a housekeeper to do the dusting.

If you deceive someone, you lose one of life's greatest treasures, you lose the capacity to trust. Because without trust, love is not possible.

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.