The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

As the sun lives on when it sets in the warmth it has given to others, you too will live on in the hearts of those whose lives you have touched.

There is more to a soul than what others see

Sometimes people get angry and do things they shouldn't. Things they regret.

Courage is the thing. All goes if courage goes.

If I told you that the big contract had nothing to do with my signing, Id be lying. It made the future secure for my family.

I love Sherlock Holmes. There's still an awful lot to steal from Conan Doyle. But within a tradition you can work in many different ways.

Once you accept you are being judged by people who have less knowledge than yourself, then what's it worth?

There's a huge difference between the shallow pleasure of instant applause and the long-lasting impact of true connection.

Because the planetary culture is becoming ever more closely knitted together all its parts are becoming co-dependent.