The world has no reason for fighting in our defense, and as a matter of principle God does not make cowardly nations free.

If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.

If you dont like a Rule... Just Follow it.. Reach on the Top.. and Change the Rule

I am sure that the Japanese, the Chinese and the peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France, in spite of the fact that we are related by blood (...)

When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death.

What luck, for governments, that the people are stupid!

If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!

A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

Let me control the textbooks, and I will control the state.

Life is like a game, there could be many players. If you don't play with them, they'll play with you.

First smile!! An unseasonal little shower of rain fell here, and a lot of butterflies drowned, so we put them in the sun and they came back to life, and flew up and then Agaat SMILED!

Well, that explains the dreamy accent. And why transvestites would make him feel homesick.—SINGLE-MINDED

To sing is to express, to love is to hurt

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out.

We're never as good as we think we are, nor as bad as we think we are.

Movies are just ridiculously expensive.

The real excitement is playing the game.

I was a microscopic life-form, infinitely large, stumbled backstage of its playhouse, caught a nanosecond glance of its own reality and nearly vaporized in shock.

I'll tell you what I was most surprised to discover about my writing process, and that is that I never know what I'm doing.