The world holds two classes of men; intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence.

They all err - Muslims, Christians, Jews and Magians. There are two kinds of humans - the intelligent, who have no religion, and the religious, who have no intellect.

A little doubt is better than total credulity.

Hanifs (Muslims) are stumbling, Christians all astray Jews wildered, Magians far on error’s way. We mortals are composed of two great schools Enlightened knaves or else religious fools.

O fools, awake! The rites ye sacred hold Are but a cheat contrived by men of old Who lusted after wealth and gained their lust And died in baseness-and their law is dust.

The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts: those with brains, but no religion, and those with religion, but no brains.

Reason forbade me many things which, Instinctively, my nature was attracted to; And a perpetual loss I feel if, knowing, I believe a falsehood or deny the truth.

Hold tight to what is most yourself, Don't squander it, don't let your lifeBe governed by what disturbs you.

Make not, when you work a deed of shame, The scoundrel's plea, 'My forbears did the same.

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Good men's actions are naturalWhile a scoundrel's charityIs carefully planned to please.

The chance you take, may turn out to be the best decision you ever made." LJB

Sweet is war to those who have never experienced it.

Football shape is one thing, and then 'futbol' shape is a completely other thing. It's a whole other level of fitness that you have to work to maintain.

Judaism is not just one more religion, but in its way the root of religious evil

There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.

When you're NAT on the net, you're NOT on the net

Can't step from one movie set to the next. Only Samuel L. Jackson can do that. All us mere mortals can't do that!

The main thing is not to be dead.

If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor?

In football, you're taught to react by being aggressive, taught to react with violence. If you can't separate that on the field and off the field, you're going to be in a lot of trouble in your life.