The world in which we were called to exist was an absurd world, and there was no other in which we could take refuge.

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Life is meaningless, but worth living, provided you recognize it's meaningless.

Whoever gives nothing, has nothing. The greatest misfortune is not to be unloved, but not to love.

Life is a sum of all your choices". So, what are you doing today?

The Four Conditions of Happiness: Life in the open air, Love for another being,Freedom from ambition,Creation

You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

I know of only one duty, and that is to love.

You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

First love is amazing and wonderful, but a kind of panic underlies it, a sense of not knowing what you're doing.

The spiritual malady that we speak of so often in recovery circles requires a spiritual solution. Nothing else will ever be enough and nothing else will last.

You are a door to an existence she does not desire, but even if the room beyond is repugnant, that door has won a portion of her affection.

Once your life has caused the creation of a desire, your workis done, and natural forces and laws will take over.

I am mildly addicted to Mucinex-D. I feel like I should just come clean about that.

I've never made up events, but I've always been a big exaggerator. It's written on my humorist license that I'm allowed to do that.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

I actually quite like promo, which is quite odd for an artist, but recording's not the easiest thing.

No one can say I married my husband for his money. I married him because he's a beautiful art object.

This country is no more saved than; well ... it's as lost as they say in Alabama, "... as lost as a ball in tall grass."