The world is a grindstone and life is your nose

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

One of the strengths of the DC Universe has been the strength of the rogues' gallery. Often times they're as famous - if not more infamous - than our heroes.

Knowledge of the sciences is so much smoke apart from the heavenly science of Christ.

I don't care about age very much. I think back to the old people I knew when I was growing up, and they always seemed larger than life.

I have absolute respect for Israel and people in Israel who are critical of their own country.

I had to put it on the line, but it was my Tour to win and mine to lose.

Anchorman' is my favorite movie of all time and Ron Burgundy is one of my favorite characters of all time. It's my 'Gone With the Wind.

Praying men stop sinning and sinning men stop praying.

I am not a man of many words, but I can honestly say playing football is all I have ever wanted to do.

Prayer is not getting man's will done in heaven, but getting God's will done on earth. It is not overcoming God's reluctance but laying hold of God's willingness.

Don't let a loud few determine the nature of the sound. It makes for poor harmony and diminishes the song.