The world is a lie...not you and me.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

I've decided that I'm not going to try to squeeze myself into a friendship that hurts me any more. I'm going to let her go and just be friends with people who make me feel good about my self.

Lying is one of the worst of all sins and can be committed by a thought, word, or deed. Anything that is intended to deceive another person is lying.

You don't have to be a good person to feel like a good person, though. There's a loophole I found where I don't do good, helpful things, but I keep myself in a perpetual state of thinking I might.

What do you know about sooner or later? Is a moment only a moment when you're in pain?

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

Gender data is important. If girls don’t have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children?

I am an illusionist - that's why I create art.

From '69 til '76, I never played in public. I would play by myself at home.

Of all forms of tyranny the least attractive and the most vulgar is the tyranny of mere wealth.

I've been called one of the hardest bargainers who ever held out, and I'm proud of it.