The world is full of broken people. Splints, casts, miracle drugs, and time can't mend fractured hearts, wounded hearts, wounded minds, torn spirits.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

He shall never know how I love him

Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

By revolution we become more ourselves, not less.

People killing each other in the Middle East is not news. People not killing each other in the Middle East is news.

When you arrive at your destination, pay absolutely no attention to the thing people call jetlag.

How much I desire! Inside my little satchel, the moon, and flowers

I just want to be humble at all times.

I'm not completely at ease at rapping, I can't do it well yet.

I try not to waste time feeling bad for myself, because when I do, there's no room for happiness.

Man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child king, long enough. And as his empire crumbles, my precious black widow shall rise as his most fitting successor.