The world is full of fools and faint hearts; and yet everyone has courage enough to bear the misfortunes, and wisdom enough to manage the affairs, of his neighbor.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

There are no conditions to which a man cannot become accustomed.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing.

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

Passion is born of vague hopes.

Nobody calls me silly. That is not a word that applies to me.

A girl asked me if she could comb my hair. Nobody can comb my hair, I can’t even comb my hair.

Editing while you're writing is like strangling the baby in the crib.

The key is not to worry about being successful, but to instead to work toward being significant - and the success will naturally follow.

The great thing about fashion is that it always looks forward.