The world is going mad at an accelerating rate and television is the Typhoid Mary of this madness.

New York is one of man's greatest achievements.

It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right.

Marriage is a mutual faithful friendship

Find the courage to live life.

Most companies are busy making their products worse, not better. Updating is almost always a disaster.

He's a bootlegger....One time he killed a man who found out that he was nephew to Von Hindenburg and second cousin to the devil.

Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence is irretrievably under the control of destiny

Suffering only shows where you are attached. That is why, to those on the path, suffering is grace.

A technician is a man who understands everything about his job except its ultimate purpose and its place in the order of the universe.

It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously.