The world is made by the singer for the dreamer.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I hear you knocking but I can't let you in. The last time almost killed me. Love, My heart

Not all people are 'people', some are more and some are less. But only those who listen intently with their hearts will recognise them for what they are.

Σῶμα ὑγιές ἐν νοῦν ὑγιῆ ~ A healthy body, within a healthy mind

It is true that I entered parliament at the age of 23, and have now been representing the people of my constituency for over twenty years.

I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.

It is never too late to become reasonable and wise.

Right or wrong, the customer is always right.

The probability that a genius can do stupid things is much higher than the probability that a stupid can do genius things.

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

Luxury, to me, is not owning a lot of stuff. Luxury, to me, is feeling unrushed.