The world is not fair. If you persist in presuming it is, you will create a lot of unnecessary misery for yourself.

Don't worry about how things are. Watch where they are headed.

Don't worry about where you are. Watch the first derivative.

Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough.

The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.

It is important to expose yourself to ideas you don't agree with from time to time. Attend a political rally of a party you do not like.

I think one travels more usefully when they travel alone, because they reflect

Sport is one area where no participant is worried about another's race religion or wealth: and where the only concern is 'Have you come to play?'

Further up and further in!

People in Sweden talk a lot about the weather - how much we hate it. But Finns get more depressed.

Light by its very nature is endless. Therefore you can never say you've had the ultimate experience in light - it goes on forever.

It is always possible to create something original.

Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.

Beauty soon grows familiar to the lover, Fades in his eye, and palls upon the sense.

There's not enough time to be disrespecting... Life is too short.

I really loved what the guys were doing more than anything, how high they jumped, how effortless it was.