The world is only as fair as you can make it. Takes a lot of fight. A lot of fight. But if you stay in here, in your little cave, that's one less fighter on the side of fair.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Perhaps the one unanswerable question in life is why so many of us choose to live in a fantasy world of our own creation that offers us nothing but pain.

Physics depends on a universe infinitely centred on an equals sign.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Everybody thinks if you do one thing, you can't do something else. So I like the fact that I can be versatile if I want to.

If you want to run as fast as the men, you've got to train like the men.

I've always loved improvising. That's how I write songs. Creativity has an improvised element to it.

I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a beer belly

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.

Man is not interesting without some imperfection

A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out.