The world is only as small as your mind makes it.

Life on the farm is a school of patience you can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.

People can live through hardship, but from hard feelings they perish.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

Do not be afraid, for I am with you. Do not turn away, for I am your God. I have strengthened you, and I have assisted you, and the right hand of my just one has upheld you.

The first thing we become convinced of is that man is organized so as to be far more sensible of pain than of pleasure.

Like any tool [drugs] can help you or hurt you.

I was feeling real good and real manly. Until a real cowboy walked by and told me I had my hat on backwards. So much for my career as a cowboy.

Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my hand is on fire.

Success is determined by your daily choices and habits

Mankind's greatest achievements are found on thank you notes, not resumes.