The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.

Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.

If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.

It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me and God, you never really know.

Mockery when done without prejudice or discretion, can be a form of respect. It's the closest we'll ever come to true equality.

Welcome to the human race. Nobody controls his own life, Ender. The best you can do is choose to fill the roles given you by good people, by people who love you.

Loving you was easy. Hating you was hard. Falling out was insane.

I love Jared Hess' movies. He's such a weirdo and such a nice, funny guy.

There are books that change the way you feel and see; this is one of them.

Real women are fat. And thin. And neither. And both. And otherwise.

Sitting back in the evening, stargazing and stroking your dog, is an infallible remedy.

It often turns out on closer inspection that acts of apparent altruism are really selfishness in disguise.

Objectivity is a fallacy...there are different opinions, but you dont give them equal weight.

I would just love to do 'It's a Wonderful Life.' I think that movie is fantastic.

If you love something, you have to stay really focused and can't let outside things distract you.