The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

As a human being, our abilities are unlimited. The only limitation is the mindset.

I think today is a day for the heart. What do you think?

Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible.

I do not read the ancient languages, but I am beginning to study Greek.

If a financial institution is too big to fail, it is too big to exist.

When you nourish your body with pure energy, you transform from the inside out.

The relationship to one's fellow man is the relationship of prayer, the relationship to oneself is the relationship of striving; it is from prayer that one draws the strength for one's striving.

Compassion can never coexist with judgement because judgement creates the distance, the distinction, which prevents us from really being with the other.

Photographers are always voyeuristic, and they do sort of live vicariously. I think every artist does.

Let the audience put 2 and 2 together so that it comes up with 4. Let them do that themselves, and they'll love you forever.