The world's a scary place these days. Grandpa, , you've seen worse things, haven't you? Please tell me the world has always been like this.

There is no more disastrous mania, no more dangerous whim, than the speculation over roads not taken.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over.

The saddest thing that can happen to a person is to find out their memories are lies.

...the nostalgia for things that weren't yet lost.

Experience, or what we call experience, is not the inventory of our pains, but rather the learned sympathy towards the pain of others.

Remembering tires a person out. this is something they don't teach us. Exercising one's memory is an exhausting activity. It draws our energy and wears down our muscles.

Life is what you remember.

You can’t measure a person by model year

I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things.

Courage is not always about action. It takes courage to do nothing rather than do something that you do not believe in or understand.

I think 'Actions speak louder than words' is one thing, I think, I always took from my mom. And to this day, I think about that in everything I do.

I only sleep with people I love, which is why I have insomnia.

Let an ill man lie in thy straw, and he looks to be thy heire.

I did love Cher from Clueless. She had a great '90s wardrobe. The pleated skirts and the little knee-high socks and the whole school-girl thing.

It is the silence between sounds that create Rhythm.

The Three Kinds of Pride are: (1) thinking I am better than the other(s); (2) thinking I am worse than the other(s); and (3) thinking I am just as good as the other(s).