The world's always been run by women.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Catching a fly ball is a pleasure but knowing what to do with it is a business.

Companies whose marketing and sales departments are not using the Internet and social media for communication may have the same fate that the dime stores had when Wal-Mart came onto the scene.

One good idea is all you need to start a fortune.

With all their faults, trade-unions have done more for humanity than any other organization of men that ever existed.

I guess a lot of things happen still.

One gets so used to one's own horrors, one forgets how they must seem to other people.

Ability to type on a computer terminal is no guarantee of sanity, intelligence, or common sense.

Jests that give pains are no jests.

Your poverty today is because of who you are. Want wealth? Let go of your anchors and inhibitions and change yourself.

Health care is not a privilege. It's a right. It's a right as fundamental as civil rights. It's a right as fundamental as giving every child a chance to get a public education.