The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.

Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.

I have only hated men at those moments when I realized that I was doing all the giving and they the taking. At least when I was a prostitute, it was all honest and upfront.

You can call me mercenary, or call me madam, but, as I always tell my customers - just call me anytime!

My method is basically the same as Masters and Johnson, only they charge thousands of dollars and it's called therapy. I charge fifty dollars and it's called prostitution.

A freak is basically anyone who needs fantasy, degradation, or punishment in order to achieve his interpretation of erotic gratification.

My Pleasure is my business

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

Ponder now by thyself, how great fruit of wickedness the grain of evil seed had brought forth. And when the ears shall be cut down, which are without number, how great a floor shall they fill?

Always count the costs before starting any journey, and never take a step without finding its costs.

90% of learning comes through encouragement.

...the standard for moral behaviour must be part of God's nature. He did not create morality, he is morality.

I can say opportunity is the time, if you have it, you can get anything

I'm really aware that in fiction, women are pretty much equal. There's a lot of very successful women novelists. Not so much [for women writers working] in film.

Female listeners are leaving traditional talk radio because of the rough-edged, shouting nature of it.

At length I recollected the thoughtless saying of a great princess, who, on being informed that the country people had no bread, replied, "Let them eat cake".

What...can the government do to help the poor? The only answer is the libertarian answer: Get out of the way.

I've got a few guitars that I like. The trouble with fame and riches is that you have more than one guitar.