The world would be a safer place, If someone had a plan, Before exploring outer space, To find the inner man.

April in Paris, chestnuts in blossom, holiday tables under the trees.

If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh why can't I?

Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.

Someday I'll wish upon a star.

Follow the yellow brick road.

I am one of the last of a small tribe of troubadours, who still believe that life is a beautiful and exciting journey with a purpose and grace which are well worth singing about.

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above.

This we learn from Watergate that almost any creep'll be glad to help the Government overthrow the people.

My whole family has been having trouble with immigrants ever since we came to this country.

Music gives 'wings' to words.

Nothing will be impossible for the one who reads.

Even if people say that I don't have a character still I am a well known character.

I descended into solitude so thick that conversations with repairmen became anxious social occasions.

I'm a pretty good winner. I'm a terrible loser. And I rub it in pretty good when I win.

I normally can't stand vice-free people. They conflate a narcissistic instinct for self-preservation with moral superiority. Plus, they suck the life right out of a party.

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.

Imagination is ... the foundation of all invention and innovation.

Love is at first a set of delusions, which, as time goes by, are discarded like training wheels, and you love truly.

Serious journalism need not be solemn.

From a child's point of view, there is rarely a great time for parents to separate, even if there has been a lot of commotion and fighting.