The worst and the best that the internet ever did was give everybody a voice.

We are never more creative than when we are at odds with the world and there is nothing so artistically destructive as comfort. Princess Leia taught me that.

Being a geek means you never have to play it cool about how much you like something.

Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy.

I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating.

I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.

I do get very angry at things. My wife has to count to ten because if she gets annoyed at me being annoyed, then I get annoyed at her being annoyed at me being annoyed.

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.

The trouble with addiction is that you can park the car but you can never switch off the engine or stop yourself from hearing the revs.

I was always Luke because I had blond hair, and my mate Stu was Han. Han was the cool one. The Jedi were never the cool ones.

American audiences tend to be more expressive than British ones.

Every book is worth reading. If it cannot make you wiser it will make you a critic

I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.... If you can't be seven feet tall, be seven feet smart...Best advice I can ever give you.

She clung to the memories of her youth as if they were the only way she could save a piece of her soul from whatever it was she was about to face.

Sports is like rock 'n' roll. Both are dominant cultural forces, both speak an international language, and both are all about emotions.

If we acknowledge our need for God, he will help us.

Most men find it difficult to remain true to a single woman, but relatively easy to be true to three or four at the same time.

Everyone and everything around you is your teacher.

Of all the heavenly gifts that mortal men commend, What trusty treasure in the world can counterfail a friend?

Reminisce about the little episodes that we shared together

If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me.