The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone.

Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?

I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we'd hum the Popeye tune and then I'd happily eat it.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula.

I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.

Times are hard and friends are few

I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working.

I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable.

You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.

Either we shall find what it is we are seeking or at least we shall free ourselves from the persuasion that we know what we do not know.

You are new Creation by the blood of Jesus.

The true Philosophy, known and practised by Solomon, is the basis on which Masonry is founded.

Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.

I guess play piano, you know, because that's the thing I started doing when I was a little kid.

I am one of those marranes who no longer say they are Jews even in the secret of their own hearts.

Our barriers to love are rarely consciously chosen. They are our efforts to protect the places where the heart is bruised.

When you dishonor the the utter glory and majesty of black people, you lie. Your heart lies to you and you let it

It was life, often unsatisfying, frequently cruel, usually boring, sometimes beautiful, once in a while exhilarating.