The worst enemy of human hope is not brute facts, but men of brains who will not face them.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

A smile is the universal welcome.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.

The real guarantee of freedom is an equilibrium of social forces in conflict, not the triumph of any one force.

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke

A liberal mind is a mind that is able to imagine itself believing anything.

Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole being into a state of free play.

Patriotism is one of the unalterable facts of man's nature. It is a virtue if you like it, and a vice if you don't like it.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Christians don't tell lies they just go to church and sing them.

I don't believe in your God. And he sure as hell doesn't believe in me.

Younger people are younger a little longer these days, so we know a lot of 32-year-olds who are still quite young, haven't quite gotten their life paths completely decided yet.

Daisies smell-less, yet most quaint, And sweet thyme true, Primrose, first born child of Ver, Merry Spring-time's harbinger.

When I see a policeman with a club beating a man on the ground, I don't have to ask whose side I'm on.

The herald, earth-accredited, of heaven,--which when men hear, they think upon heaven's king, and run the items over of the account to which he is sure to call them.

I will never step foot in the Octagon

I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life.

Beauty is something wonderful and strange that the artist fashions out of the chaos of the world in the torment of his soul.