The worst kind of sin is not to acknowledge that you are sinful.

I get $13 [a week] now, because I’m 13.

The State idea is not according to my heart. I cannot understand why it is needed. It is connected with narrow-minded and economic obstacles. I believe it is bad. I have always been against it.

I won't back down. I get a satisfaction from being tested and defeating the test.

Sometimes you just have to let people escape with their good intentions intact.

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.

But then I realize there is never going to be a day when I stand before God and He looks at me and says, 'I wish you would have kept more for yourself.' I'm confident that God will take care of me.

I never tried quitting, and I never quit trying.

Annoyance is a physical malady that is in no way cured just because the annoying situation that causes it is eliminated.

English doctors have killed 3/4 of my friends & the joke is the remaining 1/4 go on recommending them, so odd is human nature.

Im a golfer and have had three holes in one.