The worst of having a romance of any kind is that it leaves one so unromantic.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The only area of strength for Satan’s rulership is in our area of ignorance.

With one day's reading a man may have the key in his hands.

How unfortunate, considering I have decided to loathe him for eternity

ISIS was not particular about how their soldiers made it to Jannah, so long as they inflicted maximum damage..

The best things in life are appreciated most after they have been lost.

To take in a new idea you must destroy the old, let go of old opinions, to observe and conceive new thoughts. To learn is but to change your opinion.

I feel that we have come a long way as American people, and we have to start looking at ourselves as human beings.

Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

I don't care much about conforming.

When I was a kid, I looked up to an Olympian superstar. I won't mention his name but when I asked for his autograph he said, 'no.'