The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Sometimes it doesn't matter too much what choice you make, as long as you make it quick and stick to it.

To pray is to learn to believe in in a transformation of self and world, which seems, empirically, impossible.

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad.

The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?

The day I leave the power, inside my pockets will only be dust.

I didn't leave Africa, I left Nigeria, and for political reasons. But ... I've never, never left Africa, and I certainly never left what it means to be Ibo. That is something you carry with you.

The accurate measure of a human being is what he or she actually gets done.

The greatest art is to sit, and wait, and let it come.

Why should I fear? I am on a Royal Mission. I am in the service of the King of kings.