The worst part was the silence. Death was supposed to be loud — gunshots, explosions, screams and thunder. Not this eerie quiet that wrapped around me like a shroud.

Pritkin and Mircea mixed like oil and water, only not so well.

I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.

He had the look of an atheist who’d just had a visit from God: stunned, disbelieving and faintly ill.

He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird

There are things we want, and things we may have.... Sanity lies in knowing the difference.

And why not?” “You know why! This is a bad idea.” “Perhaps I like a challenge.” “Perhaps you’re a glutton for punishment!” “Perhaps I am in love.

Fresh blood at midnight isn't red. It's a purplish black that easily blends into the shadows.

We're going jogging." "I don't run for recreation. I run when someone's after me with a weapon." "That can be arranged.

Prevarication, how divine! I always did get along better with sinners.

No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.

May you find the confident to pursue your dreams.

Create miracles everyday with the one you love.

Compassion nourishes the wilted heart.

Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.

I think you should always bear in mind that entropy is not on your side.

Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Every American has the right to feel safe in their schools, in their churches, in their movie theaters, and in their nightclubs.

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

...it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.' 'hello. Dave was BRITISH.

Goals help you keep in perspective what's really important so you don't spend all of your time doing what seems urgent.