The worst thing about cynicism is its truth.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.

The wages of Gin is Debt.

The doors of Opportunity are marked 'Push' and 'Pull'.

The greatest possession is Self-possession.

The danger lies not in the big ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouths.

The self-made man is often proud of a poor job.

Imagination makes cowards of us all.

Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan.

Where there is a will there's a law suit.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

You may be disappointed if you fail but you are doomed if you don't try.

Names govern the world.

It is never too late to give up our prejudices.

Life is just a Box of Chocolates.

Most people feel very strongly that Donald Trump is a threat to the nation. He must be defeated.

There are more people living in freedom today than at any other time in the history of the human race.

If he's having a good day and running the right race, nobody can beat Frank Shorter at 10,000 meters... nobody except me.

I like to literally put women on a pedestal

They told me, Heraclitus, they told me you were dead, / They brought me bitter news to hear, and bitter tears to shed.