The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo... -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH)

Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster

American diplomacy is easy on the brain but hell on the feet.

Shoes are strange things. If you take your shoes off in a situation in which you're vulnerable, you'll feel 10 times more vulnerable.

What does it mean to be a self-conscious animal? The idea is ludicrous, if it is not monstrous. It means to know that one is food for worms.

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

The writer, like everyone else, is equipped in infancy with a thick padding of things he believes to be true, but which aren't.

Soon I worked during twelve years in theater works of the prestigious Theatre National Populaire. It was the best time of my life, the most difficult, the most interesting, the most exciting.

Even when the urgent is good, the good can keep you from your best, keep you from your unique contribution, if you let it.

I'm not sure what the moral is here...I really just wanted to tell that story.

For me, being an artist with a high profile is a good thing for art.

A father should be his son's first hero, and his daughters first love.