The worst thing is a rainy day with no laughs

If I ever get Manziel disease, I want all of you to smack me in the head with your microphones.

Judge me all you want, just keep the verdict to yourself.

I plan on winning the Super Bowl next year.

I am grateful to be able to participate in the adult citation program where I will complete community service.

Just be real with yourself right now. We beat ourself.

Grass is always greener on your side, just switch places with your neighbor.

My atheism like that of Spinoza is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image to be servants of their human interests.

Animals are so much quicker in picking up our thoughts than we are in picking up theirs. I believe they must have a very poor opinion of the human race.

I will raise my voice as long as God gives me sound or ability, against this Communistic idea that the Government will take care of us all, and everything belongs to the government. It is wrong!

There are 2 rules in life: Number 1- Never quit Number2- Never forget rule number 1.

A man who behaves like a beast is worse than the beast.

I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.

In the moment you ask, and believe and know you already have it in the unseen, the entire Universe shifts to bring it into the seen.

Wherever your travels may take you, I hope it's profitable.

Unless the poor of the world agitate for themselves to be heard, there will be no changes in their circumstances.