The worst thing is to read bad reviews and go, "Yeah, I agree."

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

Marketing is not the art of finding clever ways to dispose of what you make. It is the art of creating genuine customer value.

When our internal reference point is the ego or self-image, we feel cut off from our source, and the uncertainty of events creates fear and doubt.

I'm doing a lot of parenting work and acting as a spokesperson. I have a clothing line and a line of toys.

... habit starts at the second crime. At the first one, something is ending.

The reason domestic pets are so lovable and so helpful to us is because they enjoy, quietly and placidly, the present moment.

I Knew why I felt at home. The spirit of freedom was hovering over that play yard as it did all over France at that time. A country was free again.

My only problem is finding a way to play my fortieth fallen female in a different way from my thirty-ninth.

I've got to live my life. Bad things happen. I can't be sitting here worrying about it.

God does not show us the whole way but only the next step. His promise is, "I will counsel you with my eye upon you".

You're lucky to head a coalition government. I am a coalition government on my own.