The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

Maybe all spirits flew to Paris, not only French ones. Could you haunt a place you'd never been?

Lets nail it down, lets get it right.

A man could not always be where he belonged, though.

There are no accidents in this world, that no living being is seduced into an entanglement that he did not invite with his innermost desires. Would you agree with my estimation?

User habits are a competitive advantage. Products that change customer routines are less susceptible to attacks from other companies.

In art there are only two types of people: revolutionaries and plagiarists

Normalcy was a majority concept, the standard of many and not the standard of just one man.

Life is a classroom -- only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class.