The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Every performance is different. That's the beauty of it.

I can't be anonymous by reason of your confounded photographs. (To Julia Margaret Cameron)

Over 20 million children of conflict are out of school. Education is often forgotten.

By definition, sacred beings are separated beings. That which characterizes them is that there is a break of continuity between them and the profane beings.

The chemistry among the four of us is very strong.

The one good thing about failure is that it makes you consider doing things a different way.

The Clergy is the greatest hindrance to faith.

The mind can be our best friend and advocate in getting what we want in life, or it can pull the brakes on and be a nasty little foe – the choice is yours – choose your attitude.

Watching a ball game is one of the sweetest pleasures in the world.

There is always a plan B.