The wretcheder one is, the more one smokes; and the more one smokes, the wretcheder one gets-a vicious circle.

An apple is an excellent thing -- until you have tried a peach.

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy?

The best years of a man's life are after he is forty. A man at forty has ceased to hunt the moon.

A little work, a little play, To keep us going - and so, good-day!

Happiness is like time and space-we make and measure it ourselves; it is as fancy, as big, as little, as you please, just a thing of contrasts and comparisons.

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.

A little work a little play To keep us going - and so good-day!

Happiness is like time and space-we make and measure it ourselves it is as fancy as big as little as you please just a thing of contrasts and comparisons.

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.

If two very different people pool their DNA, they'll create more genetic variety, and their young will come to the job of parenting with a wider array of skills.

It's incredible that they censor films. It's sad.

Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?

Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.

Many armies fail because they put all their emphasis into creating a plan that becomes useless ten minutes into the battle

If you are working from your inbox, you are working on other people’s priorities.

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now.

The computer, the noise of the computer feels like impatience. It's sort of the sound of impatience to me.

We were in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. It's a nice town, but it's aggressively quaint. They've got a popcorn shop above a waterfall and parades that come through town. It's all-American.