The writer is more concerned to know than to judge.

As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.

When a woman loves you she's not satisfied until she possesses your soul. Because she's weak, she has a rage for domination, and nothing less will satisfy her.

Women are constantly trying to commit suicide for love, but generally they take care not to succeed.

Because women can do nothing except love, they've given it a ridiculous importance. They want to persuade us that it's the whole of life. It's an insignificant part.

Can the law get blood out of a stone? I haven't any money.

I will continue to write moral stories in rhymed couplets. But I should be thrice a fool if I did it for aught but my own entertainment.

Only the poet or the saint can water an asphalt pavement in the confident anticipation that lilies will reward his labour.

The greatest thing anyone can do for God and man is pray. It is not the only thing

Kindness is something that should always be passed on.

Virtue is health vice is sickness.

PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action.

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit and substitute.

We know from our own history that democratic institutions take decades to mature, and we know from past conflicts that freedom is not free.

We don't need more stupid ideas.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

I'm not a spiteful man, never been. I always forgive. The final decision isn't mine, but God's. God knows what He does.