The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks like a long sausage snarled into a lump.

Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.

Dear sirs, The cold war isn’t over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.Sincerely, Patriot

If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future.

Especially well known around the office is my weakness for dyspareunist women. Most people would find such disparity in unity repelling, but it harmonizes perfectly with my personal tastes.

I am a Freedom Seeker, committed to experiencing my life as my true self.

I sometimes think that never blows so red The Rose as where some buried Caesar bled That every Hyacinth the Garden wears Dropt in her Lap from some once lovely Head.

RRC remains the best publication to hit my mailbox

....avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!" -Angela

Trust has shifted from institutions to individuals.

The criterion of mental health is not one of individual adjustment to a given social order, but a universal one, valid for all men, of giving a satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.

We improved the environment in which our children live, learn and play by decreasing crime and clamping down on abuse and violence in the home and on the streets.

People do see me as sweet and innocent. Not to say that I am not those things. But I have other sides to me.

Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer. May I land my kinky machine?

I'm not a gambling-man. I have never bet a dollar in all my life.