The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

People don't exist without the past, I know. But the past isn't alive. It's you who's alive.

Mindfulness is attainable when one can embrace life, not its circumstances.

I don't do acid anymore, so I travel instead.

Electronic music is so weird because trends change so fast.

There's some sorta big bar-be-que goin' on here in turn three. There's smoke all over the track! Some fan's got a big one goin' on.

All people seem to want to talk about is the current Ashes series, and whether England are going to reverse the trend of recent series.

We are not a Zappa cover band. We only play Frank's songs that were recorded by the Mothers of Invention and I think a lot of those songs were complex.

And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.

We are not meant to resolve all contradictions but to live with them and rise above them.

I have to start my real life soon, before I die of boredom and frustration.