The young man who wants to marry happily should pick out a good mother and marry one of her daughters - any one will do.

Capital can do nothing without brains to direct it.

Most men talk too much. Much of my success has been due to keeping my mouth shut.

Whoever admits that he is too busy to improve his methods, has acknowledged himself to be at the end of his rope. And that is always the saddest predicament which any one can get into.

There may be luck in getting a good job-but there's no luck in keeping it.

Anybody can be a halfway man, but the one who rises above this class is the one who keeps everlastingly pushing.

I'm a busy author with a sense of Humor, so hang, it's a bumpy ride"!

One excuse, could destroy a multitude of chances.

I know my fan base is a smart group of people.

Bangladesh is largely a river delta, and the rising sea level means that when storms come in, the human sanitation is backing up, the ability to farm.

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child.

I am loving a lot. I am just loving and loving and loving. A lot of people around me really see a love in me and a love in themselves.

If we cry more tears we will ruin the land with salt; instead let's praise that which would distract us with despair. Make a song for death, a song for yellow teeth and bad breath

Nobody says if you hit No. 2 in the world you have to win all your matches.

My house is about equidistant from the Young's brewery and the Fuller's brewery. This is no accident.

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.