Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

I just became one with my browser software.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Looking back Little Lulu was an early feminist, but at the time I just thought she was a really feisty developed comic strip character.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.

I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips.

You can be taught to write – you can’t be taught to be an artist

I went to the Wharton School of Finance, the toughest place to get into. I was a great student.

Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives you a 1,000 percent Return on Energy!

You see, I was born in the slums, that was before the ghetto. The ghetto was kind of refined; the slums was right there on the ground.

Shooting in 3D hasn't really affected the way I work as an actor that much. Maybe that's not a good thing. Maybe I'm not being diligent enough.

Every act of life, from the morning toothbrush to the friend at dinner, became an effort. I hated the night when I couldn't sleep and I hated the day because it went toward night.

It was always said that the big distinction between the French and the English is that the English are intelligent and the French are intellectual.

The experience of the irrationality of the world has been the driving force of all religious revolution.

... actors of the first water are not more plentiful than playwrights of genius.

If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me because I'm too lazy to write