Then I abandoned comics for fine art because I had some romantic vision of being like Vincent Van Gogh Jr.

I just became one with my browser software.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Looking back Little Lulu was an early feminist, but at the time I just thought she was a really feisty developed comic strip character.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.

Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.

The armored cars of dreams, contrived to let us do so many a dangerous thing.

My life is a room filled with love letters and goodbye notes.

I always see the crack in the glass before I see the window.

If pimps and thieves everywhere were always punished, honest people would all believe themselves always to be innocent.

Don't be afraid of putting on color, refine the work little by little.

Research does not support any part of Race to the Top

In the natural world, beautiful usually means deadly. Beautiful with a casual demeanor always means deadly.

I don't have any regrets. If I could have talked to my 19- or 20-year-old self, I would have said, 'You're going to be fine. It ain't that serious!'

One is telling a story about old times when someone breaks in with a little detail that he happens to know, implying that one's own version is inaccurate — disgusting behavior!