...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

I wonder how you're supposed to know the exact moment when there's no more hope.

The biggest and grandest adventure in life is life itself.

When we connect to Creator, our sacred character develops.

I've always been fascinated by weather.

Transcendence: that which transcends experience.

Wear that cologne, shave your face, shave your head, cut your nails, you know...take care of yourself.

The definition of a writing career, is write a book, write another book, write another book

Blackberry Smoke is my favorite band!

Be appreciative... that's what keeps me happy.

Surely there is a time to submit to guidance and a time to take one's own way at all hazards.